Someone that-- I don't know how or-- I'm guessing it was college or university. They were sitting in a classroom right across the thingy, right. They had a class downstairs that were blowing up helium balloons, letting them go to, like, test like wind or something. They writ answers on that so that when they were released they would stop by the window before moving on. Dunno how the teacher never managed to see that. To-- Right, and after that, right across the building, a-- Right, it was a low hanging building so they were on the roof. There was a gym class. They had the students doing stetches in the form of chemical formulas. So you look oot, you see them, then they just went CH3, CH2--
Callum:
No, best one I saw was in my college class. Guy wrote down all the answers for his, eh, paper, right, on this bit of-- spare bit of paper, right, and then dropped it and tossed it to this other guy and then he picked it up when the-- when the lecturer wasnae looking, wrote down all the answers and then, eh, found out they were given two different test papers.
Interviewer:
You'd be in right hot water after that, wouldn't you.
Liam:
Well done, you aced the exam. But not your exam.
Older speakers
Edith:
My sister gave me, for my birthday, um, vouchers to go to this place-- this spa place in Bridge of Allan. And I had a 25-- it's 25 minutes, neck, shoulders and back massage. It was amazing.
Evan:
Oh, be great.
Edith:
It was great, you came out and you just felt "oh" and then I had a facial.
Evan:
How long did that last?
Edith:
What? Feeling like that, oh just--
Evan:
No, the massage, how long did it last?
Edith:
The massage took 25 minutes.
Evan:
25 minutes?
Edith:
Uhuh. And then I had a facial and the-- she put a face mask on me for my skin and while I had that on she gave me a head massage. Oh it was-- it was really great as well, the head massage, just--
Evan:
I'd like that.
Edith:
like that, all over, and you came oot, you just felt like--
Evan:
My neighbour goes every Thursday night to Kippen.
Edith:
For a massage?
Evan:
30 pound.
Edith:
I'm gonna-- well I'm gonna do it-- she said "you should have it more often" and I says "well I really will"
Evan:
Oh, that'd be great.
Edith:
I'm-- it was, eh, what was the-- it was 50-- it was 55 pound for the facial and I wouldnae pay that but that--
Evan:
How long did that last?
Edith:
Eh, oh, is it-- it was over an hour. Aye, it was 55 minutes as well.
Evan:
50-- 55 pound?
Edith:
Uhuh, it's like-- it's like a pound a minute. Um, but my-- my skin felt great after it, all the things that they do, you know, right, and just so relaxing and I thought "I wouldnae pay that--" 'cause I had-- I had 70 pound of vouchers and I-- I wouldn't pay that myself but I would-- I would pay 25 pound for a massage.
