Gonna have to, I'm skint. Cannae even afford mustard.
Claire:
I do not believe that. At all.
Lewis:
What?
Claire:
That you're skint.
Lewis:
I am skint.
Claire:
How, 'cause it's one of your savings?
Lewis:
No, 'cause I-- I bought myself stuff this month.
Claire:
What did you buy?
Lewis:
A t-shirt and trainers.
Claire:
Oh aye, that cost like three hunner quid all in or something.
Lewis:
Two hunner.
Interviewer:
Jesus Christ.
Lewis:
100 each.
Interviewer:
What, the gallery t-shirt?
Lewis:
Yeah, I've got a big stain down it.
Claire:
And they trainers?
Interviewer:
Shut up.
Claire:
Did that not come out?
Lewis:
Yeah.
Interviewer:
A mucky stain?
Lewis:
I don't know if it's came oot yet. No, I dunno what it is.
Interviewer:
And they trainers?
Lewis:
And they trainers.
Interviewer:
That hurt your feet.
Lewis:
They don't now. But it was-- it must have--
Interviewer:
Break them in?
Lewis:
It must have just been 'cause I was walking for ages. 'Cause they werenae hurting a' throughout the day and then just when we were walking up to [name]'s I was like "oh."
Interviewer:
Aye youse were raging.
Claire:
I am so glad I never went up there.
Lewis:
Oh I dunno why-- as soon as I sat-- "What? Why?" And I couldnae get a taxi, I was like "oh my god I'm stuck."
Older speakers
Robert:
They loves to get-- see if they're doon there if it's a canny good day, they love oot the back for the, what is it? Tea party.
Helen:
Tea party. We have a tea party and you get wine and I say-- and she'll say "they're allowed a-- thingmy of juice then they've got to go on the water. Dinnae gie them too much of that thingmy-- Ribena juice." And I'll say "right, that's it" and she'll say "it's-- it's the thingmy" I say "oh you're nae gie-ing me that vodka noo, gran'll be up singing." Mind I said-- and I'm kidding on I'm drunk and she'll say "oh my gran's drunk" ken? Oh--
Interviewer:
Is that [name]? She's so funny, isn't she? The stuff she comes oot wi
Helen:
Oh she is. Oh, unreal.
Interviewer:
is so funny.
Robert:
She was up the stair, into my room, opened my wee fridge, she said "Granda." I said "what?" She said "you've no got a beer yet, you-- I'll get a beer out the wardrobe."
