And we got two Irn Brus and two pizzas. And the first set of Irn Brus came. "There's your Irn Brus." "Thanks very much." Pizzas came, another girl walked over with two Irn Brus and we're like "we already got ours." She was like "oh, must be a mistake", walked back. And, uh, then [name] came over with a pair of Irn Brus and we're like "that's the third time somebody's brought us Irn Brus but no, we only want these two." And then [name] came over with a pair of Irn Brus and I was like "is this for real?" And she was like "what do you mean?" And I was like "this is the fourth Irn Brus that have arrived at the table, we've only ordered one." She was like "oh sorry, my mistake." We go to pay and they're like "eight Irn Brus and two pizzas" and we're like "yes, we had all of those. Thanks very much." Ridiculous, but.
Older speakers
Margaret:
I remember the time we went and she was tiny. Oh, she was just about this-- just massive black curls and-- Oh she was cute, so. Oh, she would dress at night of course,
Joan:
Mhm.
Margaret:
going out for her dinner and-- Anyway, this night we had-- we had-- she was with us and [name] says, "where's [name]?"
Joan:
Vanished.
Margaret:
I said "you had her." "No I didn't, you had her." I said "listen [name], I didn't have her. [name] had her."
Joan:
Mhm.
Margaret:
"Well where's--?" He said "Mum, look." She had gone across this wee road
Joan:
Mhm.
Margaret:
and she was sitting on a horse,
Joan:
Oh heavens, a horse.
Margaret:
playing-- playing with a horse.
Joan:
Oh one of the--
Margaret:
A--
Joan:
Not a real horse?
Margaret:
Oh no no, but playing with this horse and her, she was as
Joan:
Mhm, quite happy.
Margaret:
happy as Larry. Oh my God. We were all-- our legs had no power left in them.
Joan:
That's funny. Oh I know.
Margaret:
Eh, that's the way-- last time they were with-- that's the last time you were there.
