Well. Last time I went at like six but I don't really see the point in going that early. Doesn't matter, like--
Rachel:
'Cause what time do you get in, half seven?
Shannon:
Yeah-- well it's open from, like, six o'clock. But-- well I think it is.
Rachel:
But you cannae start--
Shannon:
But--
Rachel:
But you cannae get out your car until what? Half seven or something?
Shannon:
Oh yeah that's true, eh? Well
Rachel:
Mind.
Shannon:
we're nae going til half seven then. 'Cause you still get in the car park, it just means-- it doesn't matter where you are. 'Cause everybody's gonna walk round.
Rachel:
Aye as long as-- but then you are better getting in a good section but, to be fair, if we're selling everything for 20p then what's the point?
Shannon:
Yeah because-- I know, it's not really--
Rachel:
We're no exactly gonna walk away with millions anyway
Shannon:
I know.
Rachel:
so we may as well just-- It's just to get rid of stuff, it's no to make money.
Shannon:
But what do-- I've got a rail and you've got-- you-- your mum's got a rail as well, eh?
Rachel:
I think we've got a rail, mhm.
Shannon:
So I'll put-- Well it doesn't really matter, we could just shove it all the gither and then just split the money, eh?
Rachel:
Well, obviously throughout the day we'll just see what you've got and what I've got and if you've got more stuff then obviously you'll get more money.
Shannon:
No, it doesn't matter, like, it really doesn't matter, honestly.
Rachel:
We'll just--
Shannon:
You can take more of it anyway, I'm no fussed.
Rachel:
We're no-- we're no gonna walk away with that much, we'll probably get a tenner each.
Shannon:
Ken. I've got loads of change left from the gala last week as well
Rachel:
Have you? That's good.
Shannon:
so we won't need to get any.
Rachel:
That's fine.
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Jimmy:
Going to the clubhoose, I was covered in grass, right? 'Cause they kept spraying the whole course a'-- a' the time. It was this misters going aboot, it was that hot. Right, the whole-- and I was covered in grass. They're all getting all showered and all titivated up for to go oot to-- for the lunch. They paid the lunch, gie them their due. I had to-- go into the shower and just wash mysel doon and--
Anne:
You minger.
Jimmy:
Oh I was a minger, eh? So anyway, that night, sitting in the hotel and I thought "ah, I canna mind--" Sitting there yoursel in a bar. 600 rooms in it and you're only there yoursel. I says "ken what? Gie me a couple of beers, hen, and a couple of whiskies and I'll away up to the room." So I take them up to the room, sat oot on the balcony-- I'm sitting at the balcony and I'm looking at the course and it's floodlit, one of the courses. Next minute, "ss, ss" cutting across the grass, these big snakes. Oh, man. Aye, it was. There was signs up in the hotel: "Do not enter the flower beds. Beware of cobras." Aye.
