Exactly, that's the thing. But it's gonna be ages-- Put your phone away! It's gonna be ages before we can--
Keir:
You're supposed to be talking, [name].
Interviewer:
Engaged.
Ewan:
I am engaged. Here you see this thing on Facebook, it's like "when somebody asks how your week's going" and it's just a picture of Eleven.
Interviewer:
No, I don't get it.
Keir:
Out of 10.
Interviewer:
I get it.
Ewan:
No, that's actually no what it was aboot, it's just because she, like, pure is nuts and it's like, "how's your week going?" You just shave your heid and you're-- It's like Britney Spears on a mad one. Yeah, actually that would be better if it asked you out of 10, eh?
Keir:
Yes, yeah. I think that's what it meant to be honest.
Ewan:
No, it definitely wasn't but I think that should be a thing.
Interviewer:
It probably has multiple-- it's probably "take from this whatever you want to take from this."
Keir:
Well, yeah, there is that element of it.
Interviewer:
It's the internet.
Keir:
They put things out there and you just take it how you take it.
Interviewer:
There are no right answers.
Ewan:
Can I-- can I show you my Chewbacca impression?
Keir:
And the amount of people-- oh God.
Interviewer:
No.
Keir:
No, that's a bad idea. Doesn't really help anyone researching-- researching how--
Interviewer:
He's gonna do it anyway of course.
Keir:
That was pretty good though, I have to say. That was pretty good.
Interviewer:
Okay let's not--
Keir:
Yeah but that-- I'm not encouraging it, I'm not condoning it, [name].
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Faye:
See the badgers when they come in to get fed, the wee dog's going mental. He's running aboot all the furniture and everything up at the windae. Ken, wee [name]'s going mental, like, 'cause I mean, I think these Highland tellers-- Terriors go after them, eh? I think it's something they-- ken, fae years and years ago, like. But I says "if he gets a tick and dies I'm blaming you."
Interviewer:
I know. Brought it on yourself, bringing him back here all the time.
Martha:
What a shame, what a shame.
Faye:
I'm aie getting onto him, eh [name]?
Interviewer:
I'd imagine they might get quite-- especially if you've got babies as well. If there was a wee dog sort of going about I'd imagine he'd be quite agressive.
Faye:
No [name] wouldnae let [name] oot if they were there, he kens what like he is. He goes mental when he sees a cat, nevermind a blooming badger.
Interviewer:
Sounds like my granny's old dog. He'd go crazy for anything.
Faye:
That's how likes of he's-- you see on the telly, ken people um having dogs and cats, you say "how do they get on?" Because every dog-- I mean, my son's got a-- I've no got a dog but my son's got a dog and then [name]'s got a dog and they go mental when they see cats.
Interviewer:
Yeah.
Martha:
Ah, but it's just how you bring them up. I mean [name] had dogs and cats when he stayed up at Livingston. Never-- you seen them-- used to see photographs they used to take and they were all lying at the fireplace.
Faye:
Mhm.
Interviewer:
Aw.
Martha:
I thought-- I've never been a cat person right enough.
Interviewer:
No, me neither. I'm more of a dog--
Martha:
Dogs, aye.
Interviewer:
Aye. I like a dog.
Martha:
What kind of collie have you?
Interviewer:
He's just a wee border collie. We got him--
Martha:
Oh, it was a border collie we had, oh [pet name] was absolutely
Faye:
Aye that's what, um, [name]'s dog is.
Martha:
brilliant, absolutely brilliant, oor dog.
Interviewer:
So smart.
Faye:
He was a football player, eh hen?
Interviewer:
A football player?
Martha:
He was a football player, aye.
Faye:
He tried to play football with the telly when the matches were on.
Martha:
He used to get the ball his mouth. It was worse when it was Rangers and Celtic but that's how [name] brought him up.
Interviewer:
Mhm.
Martha:
When he was tiny and he used to-- when it was the goal and that that the ball got belted against the telly.
Faye:
He loved playing football, though.
Martha:
He was white, he was pure white,
Interviewer:
Oh really?
Martha:
just a wee bit of black, aye. Oh, he was a brilliant dog.
