[name]'s mum went to-- they go away to, like, a Christmas market every year in, obviously in December, and last year they said they were going to Prague and we were like "Prague?" And she was like "yeah, we're staying in a hotel next to a strip club." I was like "what?" But she said it was lovely because it was off season, they never seen-- 'cause [name]'s mum's like the most, like, well not-- prude's maybe not the right word, but, like, she doesn't like swearing or, like, anything like that.
Interviewer:
Right, well to do sort of--
Shannon:
Yeah, and they said it was really nice. Really nice. But it was when she said they were staying next to a strip club I was like "why did you book this holiday?" And obvioulsy Prague's got a name for being-- yeah.
Lewis:
Aye, it's, like, one of the main stag do locations, isn't it?
Shannon:
Yeah. Yeah, aye.
Interviewer:
Aye. But Ibiza's dear though, isn't it?
Shannon:
Aye Ibiza is.
Interviewer:
Cause from what I've heard it's-- you're dearer for a bottle of water in the clubs than you are for an actual drink or something.
Shannon:
Yeah. I think most of they places have gone like that.
Lewis:
But--
Older speakers
Alasdair:
This old man's 82
Interviewer:
Aye.
Alasdair:
and he goes into the chapel, chaps on the confession thing, the priest comes. "Yes, sir?" "Ah" he says, "I've had to come and see you father." He said "what's the matter?" "I'm 82 year old" he says "and I've put a girl of 20 next door in the family way." "What? Oh my goodness, that's well and truly against Catholic religion." He says "but I'm no a Catholic." He says "well why are you telling me?" He says "I'm telling abody."
